Welcome to Customers2AvoidWe provide a customer blacklist database to help merchants better protect themselves against fraudulent orders.
In order to use the database you must sign up for a free merchant account here. After your account is approved you will be able to search the database and also submit the details of customers who have attempted to defraud you.
Please visit our downloads page to find modules for certain shopping cart programs.
Read more information about our site at our FAQs page Funny Bad Customer of the Day: (Optometrist | Huddersfield, UK) (I work at an optician’s office. We provide a service for customers who are diabetic where they can have a retinal screening.)
Me: “Can I help you, sir?”
Patient: *loudly* “I’m here for a diabetic rectal screening!”
(There is an uncomfortable pause while the patient digests what he has just boomed out to the whole shop in a very loud voice.)
Me: “Er…”
Patient: “I think I got that wrong.”
Me: “Slightly, sir.”


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